Homerisms |
"Now
son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddy's, and
kids with fake IDs." |
"Marge,
it takes two to lie. One to lie and the other to listen." |
"You
couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your
life if you had an electrified fooling machine." |
| "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel." |
"If
you really want something in life you have to work for it.
Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers." |
"To
alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's
problems!" |
"I
want to share something with you - the three sentences that
will get you through life: Number one, 'cover me.' Number
two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that
when I got here.'" |
"Marge,
you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda." |
"Step
aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my specialty.
'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population : you." |
"Son,
when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether
you win or lose: it's how drunk you get." |
"Lisa,
if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go
in every day and do it really half-asses. That's the American
way." |
"Stealing!
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy
who gives those sermons in church? Captain whats-his-name?
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you
to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't
hear anybody laughin', did you?" |
"Maybe,
just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding 'you're
making a scene.'" |