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February 2006 Edition
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.Useless Facts of the Day. Click Here to check it out. Brought to you by Barry Bolduc.

Click here to check out the Rossi Italian Bakery
Take the first official srossi.net survey. Click Here.

02/28/06

Yep...that's what happened...
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me!

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Saturday, March 4, 2006, Check Your Health and the Utah Summer Games invite Utahns of all ages and fitness levels to attend the Kickoff for the 2006 Get Active Utah! Fitness Challenge at the Olympic Oval in Kearns.

This is a fantastic - and FREE - opportunity to try a new activity - like speedskating, hockey, figure skating, strength training, and more. Plus, if you walk a mile you get a FREE Olympic Pin!

See the attached flyers for more information, and visit www.checkyourhealth.org for ideas to help you and your family Eat Healthy and Be Active!
See you on Saturday! (Did I mention that it's FREE?!!)

Click here to download the facts sheet.

02/23/06

Happy Birthday Patrick

02/20/06 Encore

Never have I seen a political cartoon that so beautifully portrays the persona of Gayle Ruzicka and her relationship with the Utah Legislature. Bagley, you've done it again. Of course now we can expect rioting bands of curler-clad housefraus burning and pillaging in the streets of Highland, but as long as it doesn't spill around the point of the mountain............

Subject: CAN YOU DEFINE AN AMERICAN? Click here.

02/20/06

Happy Birthday Todd

02/19/06

Let's start with these crappy new 4 wheel drive systems. A fairly new Toyota 4WD Pickup broke down in the left-turn lane on 13th east right in front of the Chevron. We tried to get it going, but couldn't, so we decided to push it out of the way. Well, it was an automatic, which by the way locks in park when the thing won't start. So I think, hey, let's just put the transfer case into neutral, then we'll be able to push it out of the way, No such luck. The transfer case went into neutral, but the system was still locked in. Just went out to my truck to double check it, and I was right, doesn't matter what gear I'm in, if the transfer case is in neutral the truck moves. Ahhh, progress.....

I don't care who you are, coming home to a police car in your driveway is, well, a little disconcerting. Especially when there is also a detectives car right out in front of your house. So I pull up in front of the neighbor's house, flip on my hazards, and get out of my car to see what's going on. There isn't anyone in the detective's car, but there is someone in the front seat of the car in the driveway. It's midnight, cold outside, so all of the windows are up and I'm thinking "great, I'm going to knock on this officer's window, startle the hell out of him (turned out to be a her) and end up with a gun in my face, hopefully not a very recently fired one." She must have seen me coming up in the rearview mirror, because I had hardly enough time to get out a quiet, yet hopefully audible, "hello" when she opened the door and said something. Can't remember what, but I do remember returning with a polite and casual "what's up?" Telling me that the house next door was broken into resulted in another jolt of adrenaline and images of my house a mess with everything missing (net : $62.45 at the local pawn shop). So, she pulls out of the driveway, I pull in expecting to see the back door bashed in, or at least the garage door opened, park the truck, check everything and see it all safe and secure. For now. Have to admit that I'm a little bit nervous about leaving the house now. Back in December the neighbor across the street came over to see if I had seen anything weird at his house, he was missing some stuff from the back yard. And I thought they didn't allow criminals in Sugarhouse........

02/18/06

It's been over a year since we last heard from "Pedro" and his Morning Newspaper Rantings. It's good to hear from him again, and if you want to read what he has to say, just Click Here.
Pictures of an indoor ski slope and some really weird houses. Click Here.

02/16/06

Happy Birthday Danny

02/14/06

Why? Click Here. Pre-School Test. Click Here.

02/10/06

GPMS Teachers take on the Students in basketball. Teachers win 37 to 24. Check out the pictures and video HERE.

02/09/06

Take the survey, dangit........................................
Put on some more of the stories from Ms. Morgan's class. Click Here.
The real-life Simpson's House, Click Here to see the pictures.
Videos : I am my own Grandpa, Smartest kid in the class and a funny Commercial.

02/08/06

Ms. Morgan had the students writing a story about groundhog day with a list of words that they had to put in the story. One of the words was "Mr. Rossi". Here is the first excerpt from a story written from the viewpoint of the groundhog :

On a totally different subject, I found a piece of undeliverable mail in my hole one night. It was sent by some guy who called himself Mr.Rossi (Steve), he was telling somebody to meet him at this place way over in Utah for some sort of secret meeting. I think it was a secret geek fan club or drug dealing. Either way it still was hilarious and full of spelling errors. It was signed in maple syrup.

More to come.....

02/05/06

Got the pictures of their trip to Maui from Alex today. Got some really beautiful scenery pictures, and some good ones of the family. Click Here to check them out.

02/04/06

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO ACHIEVE A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves" inside us all. One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith. The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?" The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
Four new photo albums have been added : Cars & more Cars, Pictures from my home, Scenery and Pictures from School (Both Brockbank and Granite Park). Click Here to go to the galleries.

01/31/06

Lisa, the friend not the sister, writes :

reason # 32,145,869 why I still teach junior high -- 17 years and counting

So, it’s 8th period 9GT English, and we’ve just taken a 50-word vocab test. I’m giving them some extra credit crossword-type words before we correct. Number 8: I read off “Give a 3-syllable word beginning with ‘m’ that means ‘government by one.’” Of course, I’m thinking “monarchy,” but Alex blurts out “motherhood” before anyone can write anything down on their papers. Once I stopped laughing, I gave Alex double points for that answer.

Lisa

01/30/06

In case you didn't notice, or wondered why, the site has been down for the last couple of days. After Workzilla Weekend (Friday : 7am-3pm @ school, then 4pm to 1am @ Chevron; Saturday 8am-1pm @ school then 7pm-11pm @ Chevron) I get up Sunday and the modem has crapped out on me. First I think it's just that the cable is down, except I know which lights on the modem go off and which stay on when it's the cable that is down, and this was the wrong configuration. So, I unplug it, re-plug it, turn it off, turn it on, unplug it, turn it off, shut down the computer, reboot the computer, plug it in and turn it on. And several other combinations of turning on & off and disconnecting & connecting. Nothing. Nada. Zilch, Zero. Still the same (wrong) lights on. So, I took off from school a bit early and brought the old modem down to Comcast, no fuss, no muss, they gave me a brand new one. From the time I got home to when I was up and running took a total of about 45 minutes, and that included driving time. So, I know ya missed me, but I'm back..........