UNLAWFUL FLIGHT TO AVOID PROSECUTION - SERVERCIDE; ATTEMPTED SERVERCIED, ATTEMPTED ATTEMPTED SERVERCIED, THINKING ABOUT ATTEMPTING TO ATTEMPT SERVERCIED, DISTRIBUTING A CONTROLLED VIRUS, POSSESSION OF A CONTROLLED VIRUS WITH INTENT TO DISTRIBUTE, POSSESSION OF HARMFUL NAPSTER FILES AND JUST BEING AN ALL AROUND POOPY-HEAD.

DIANE "WEBFINGERS" VALENCIA

Date of Birth:

June 10, 1961

Hair:

Black

Place of Birth:

Santa Monica, Calif.

Eyes:

Brown

Height:

5'7"

Complexion:

Medium

Weight:

105 pounds

Sex:

Female

Build:

Cute as hell.

Race:

Italian

Occupation(s):

Butcher, car salesman, jewelry salesman, real estate salesman, restaurant manager, vending machine repairman, teacher.

Nationality:

American

Scars and Marks:

Hm, well, uh, maybe I'd better not mention it..

Remarks:

Diane Valencia, who is considered a career criminal and master of assumed identities, specializes in cyber-vandalism, specificially the downloading of virus infected MP3's. She is reportedly allergic to penicillin, a lover of dogs, a flashy dresser and a big tipper.

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Aliases:

Valencia the Kidd, Napsterella, Virus Valencia, Webfingers Diane, MP3 Pirate and Big 'ol Meanie.

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DESCRIPTION

Photographs taken in 2001

Age Enhanced Photographs

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CAUTION

DIANE VALENCIA IS BEING SOUGHT IN CONNECTION WITH THE MURDER OF A NETWORK SERVER IN UTAH WHICH WAS SHOT TWICE AT CLOSE RANGE AFTER BEING BRUTALLY BEATEN ABOUT THE HARD DRIVE AND FACE WITH A BLUNT INSTRUMENT.

CONSIDERED ARMED AND EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND AN
ESCAPE RISK.

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL FBI OFFICE OR THE NEAREST U.S. EMBASSY OR CONSULATE.

RETURN

Churchill Jr High is offering 50,000 of Ms. Burt's extra credit pesos as a reward for information leading directly to the arrest of Diane Valencia.

March 2001
Poster Revised April 2001