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06/29/06
Mphf
sckedrf katdu, ahem, oh wait, I'm typing, not talking.
Typing I can do. Went to the dentist today, got tired
of living off advil, tylenol and aspirin, waking up in
the middle of the night to take more because of the shooting
pain in my jaw, so figured what the hell, it's been 28
years since my last root canal surgery, let's try it again.
And let me tall ya, it was about as much fun as a prostate
exam, just the other end (well, ok, the root canal also
involves little high speed metal drills which, thankfully,
the prostate exam doesn't, but on the other hand, the
area is numb.). But the good thing is that it took only
about a half hour, and the shooting jaw pain has been
replaced with a (very) tolerable ache. But the big problem
with dentistry is that when you have a really funny comeback,
you're unable to say it. Personally, if I were a dentist
giving someone a root canal and finally drilled far enough
for the pus to come out, I'd say something like "Thar
she blows" or "call my broker, I struck oil".
Which are the two things that went through my mind when
he started pushing on my swollen cheek and said, "try
to drain that infection". |
As
you can see (maybe) I'm starting to get things put back
up here on the site. The first thing to be completed is
(hold onto your hats, this is going to be a surprise)
the "All My Cars" pages. I've also got a few
months back on the "Previous Ramblings" pages,
and those will be the next ones to complete. But don't
expect all the links and pictures from the previous ramblings
to be there, the further back I go the harder it is to
find those things, especially since this is the 3rd iteration
of the site, and things get lost in the iteration process.
Sorry about that. Anyone who is completely dissatisfied
with this problem, please e-mail me at idontgiveashit@srossi.net,
and I will promptly refund all the money you have paid
for access to my site. Thank you for your patronage. |
06/26/06
Fun
times as the Chevron tonight. Guy comes in to buy smokes
and forgot to bring his ID with him. So we tell him that
we can't sell them without it. He gets all pissed off
and rambles on about being 30 (which he probably was,
but we'd already asked for ID), shows us his tattoo (like
that proves anything) and then goes on about how he's
been in jail and everything. Sorry, still can't sell you
the smokes. He mumbles some obscenities and heads for
the door, gets half way there and turns around, slaps
$5 on the counter and says "Well, I have to get gas
anyways". I guess he was still mad after pumping
his gas because he rips off the gas flap from the side
of his car, throws it at our front window and peels out
of the parking lot, sending a hubcap across the parking
lot. Man, did he show us. Let's think this one out : even
if he did break the window, it wasn't going to cost me
or Scott a penny, and since we're open 24-7 anyway, we
wouldn't even be stuck in the store late protecting it.
On the other hand, his fairly nice Honda now looks like
crap because there's no flap covering the gas filler,
and he's short one (albeit cheapo) hubcap. Again I say
- He showed us who's boss. |
06/24/06
Finally
after a couple weeks of messing around the web
site and the srossi.net e-Mail is back up and running.
I'd go over all the details, but when I was on the phone
with Alex and started to tell him about my troubles with
the DNS and MX files I almost immediately got a snoring
response. So, I won't babble on about the technical stuff
(so unlike me, not babbling on). Suffice it to say I had
a lot of learning to do, took the hard way to do it, but
feel good about the fact that I now know what I did and
how to do it again. And, all you really wanted to hear
is : The web site and the e-mail
are working again. |
06/17(I think)/06
Kinley
Jade Nielsen, the newest addition to team Rossi. I lost
all the details in an ID10t error the other day, but will
add them here as soon as I retreive them. But I did go
see her, and of course she is as adorable as can be. She
really likes being all wrapped up in her blankets, according
to mom & dad she does a lot of her screaming when
they take her out of the blankets. When I got there she
was having her diapers changed and was screaming up a
storm, but as soon as they were done and she was back
in her blankets, she quieted down, even when she was in
my arms looking up at me. |
06/06/06
Been
in Vegas, visiting with Adele (spanish teacher from my
Churchill days) for the last 4 days. Yeah, I didn't mention
it here before, 'cause I'm not an idiot. "Hey
guys, I'm gonna be out of town for a few days, so the
house is going to be empty. Yeah, I'll be gone from 7pm
on the 3rd 'till 3pm on the 6th. Gosh, I sure hope nobody
with nefarious intents reads this." Anyway,
had a great time. Went through the security in record
time here in SLC, so I got to sit around the airport for
an hour waiting for my plane to leave. Then when I got
to Vegas, I got to stand around waiting for my luggage
while it went for a half hour ride around the baggage
carousel right behind me. They told us #5, and we all
stood there while 3 other planes worth of luggage got
picked up, until one guy turned around and looked at #7
and said "hey, there's my bag". At least it
had a fun ride. Did a lot of relaxing around the pool,
ate at a place called Fatburgers (you can get a 1/3lb
burger with cheese, chili and a fried egg on it), saw
"Over the Hedge" (hilarious), "Shawn of
the Dead" (English humour hilarious) and "United
93" (very powerful movie). We went down and walked
the strip and saw the volcano at one of the casinos (direct
competition to the Bellagio water dance, see the video
HERE).
All in all, a good time. And just as in Salt Lake, I breezed
through security and got to spend an hour in the Vegas
airport waiting for the plane to leave. Yeah, but I know
that the first time I think "Hey, I'll breeze through
security, so I'll only get there a half hour early",
well, you know. I'll end up spending my whole vacation
there. |
06/03/06
Happy
Birthday Alex |
06/02/06 encore
Schools-out-for-summer!
Yup,
my first year at Granite Park Middle School is over, and
it was a great year. I'm all moved out of my old room,
and although it's all packed in a pile, I'm all into my
new room. And Is gots windah's now. Summer is officially
here now, and since I'm only going to be working at most
3 days a week at the Chevron, it's going to be a relaxing
one. So, now it's time to go become comatose for a little
bit, so... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
06/02/06
Happy
Anniversary Dan & Rae |