Tickets are on sale now for the EPMMP's "U R not Right Enough 4 Me" tour.  Wanna go with me?  I love all their songs, but my favorites are "That Liberal Pansy-Ass Bush", "I Wouldn't Piss on a Burning Teacher",  "If You Ain't My Religion, You Ain't Shit" and "Let's Fertilize the Rain Forest With Environmentalists' Carcasses".

pamela burt wrote:

Eagle's Panties Made Me Puke would be a great name for a rock band.  Seriously.  Thanks for the thumbs--I did indeed have a beautiful psychotic moment while I was doing that.  I think I was channelling Norman Bates or something--either that, or teaching has made me F$#@ing crazy!  You have, of course, thoroughly corrupted me!  It's your fault. :)

Adele

steve rossi wrote:

And you make fun of what comes out of me during a psychotic episode, this was a classic.  Beautiful imagery, wonderful use of illeteration.  Excellent pseudo-legislative names. Incredible and, dare I say, smooth integration of Butter-Slut or her leavings into the story.  It made me laugh, it made me cry.  The image of Eagle's panties made me puke.  Three and a half thumbs up.

Have a day.......

Sid

pamela burt wrote:

Mojo safe?  This Lisa.  I love Mojo.  Please keep safe my love.  I need bananas from him.  Can he bring home a pound of butter?  Oh No! absfsdguisadhtgojiokjh,knk;bnnmbjvnn  mnkxc;kzjkvxn'

Hello. This is Scully.  A Very scary, dried up, scabby lookin', uuuuuugly alien thing showed up with leaflets with some eagle on them.  The FBI is investigating her for being in violation of the Federal Anti-Beingthatugly Tariff of '72.  Anyway, Lisa the helper monkey, who was assisting a Miss Pamela Burt, SS#756351433950773658960784674y,was present on the scene when a gust of wind came up, lifting the hem of this woman's dress to a salacious height.  I was lucky to be wearing dark glasses at the time and was able to escape optical damage by flashy-thinging myself at the instant the horror appeared.  Lisa was not so fortunate.  As near as we are able to tell, her retinas exploded at the back of her eyes and slid out her nose to become lost in a rather large pool of butter that had collected at the scene, time unknown. We are also investigating that butter sludge--we think it may be an actual lifeform.  Lisa began to foam at the mouth and mutter to herself as she fell down upon her keyboard.  We are hopeful that we can rehabilitate her at Quantico Trauma Unit and that she will be able to sniff glue for us to see if it still works.  That will be many years in the future, I'm afraid.

Meanwhile, Miss Burt, who was suffering from hysterical blindness at the time of the attack, caught a whiff on the wind, and promptly hung herself with Lisa's leash.  On behalf of myself and everyone at the FBI, my condolences for your loss.

Dana Scully

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